The Sisters of Mercy humor

TOURS

2005
the next one

2003
Smoke and Mirrors

2002
Summer 2002 Europe

2001
Summer
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Europe

2001
Exxile on Euphoria

2000
Trip the Light Fantastic

1999
To the Planet Edge

1998
Summer

1998
Event Horizon

1997
Distance Over Time

1996
Roadkill/ Goldkill

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Humor

The Sisters of Mercy jokes are probably the least explored aspect of the band in the Internet -- which is why this section is oh so very interesting. 99% of it comes from Dominion mailing list.

The new album

The best way to channel the constant disappointment as the band continues to break their promisses of soon release of new material is irony; here're the results.

  • Microsoft buys The Sisters of Mercy
    Windows 95 delays were as ridiculous as The Next Album story, but at least it got released -- in contrast to TSOM offering. High quality humor nevertheless.

  • A Christmas Carrot
    Dickens would've been proud. Written for Christmas 1995, by which time The Sisters of Mercy were doing absolutely nothing for two years straight.

  • Truth about the new album
    At last the new album comedy starts making sense.
Comparison lists Lyrics parodies
  • Piss the Carpet
    So good it makes you wonder if these aren't the original lyrics about Andrew/Spiggy relationship.

  • 1999 tour poem
    From To the Planet Edge tour pages. Attempts to blend This Corrosion with rap and keeping smile in the process -- and fails. May sound good when rapped out loud.

  • Temple of Love Actions
    Undisputed winner of all awards in The Most Unpractical Dance Routine category.
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