The Sisters of Mercy jokes are probably the least explored aspect of
the band in the Internet -- which is why this section is oh
so very interesting. 99% of it comes from
Dominion mailing list.
The new album
The best way to channel the constant disappointment as the band continues
to break their promisses of soon release of new material is irony; here're
- Microsoft buys The Sisters of Mercy
Windows 95 delays were as ridiculous as The Next Album story, but at least
it got released -- in contrast to TSOM offering. High quality humor
- A Christmas Carrot
Dickens would've been proud. Written for Christmas 1995, by which time
The Sisters of Mercy were doing absolutely nothing for two years straight.
- Truth about the new album
At last the new album comedy starts making sense.
- Piss the Carpet
So good it makes you wonder if these aren't the original lyrics about
- 1999 tour poem
From To the Planet Edge tour pages. Attempts to
blend This Corrosion with rap and keeping smile in the process -- and
fails. May sound good when rapped out loud.
- Temple of Love Actions
Undisputed winner of all awards in The Most Unpractical Dance Routine
Top of page